Among our many responsibilities here at merlin.org is that of researching ancient texts to discover new truths for the future generations. A new weapon in this research, that we have recently been able to unveil, is called Intralinear Reading^®.

INTRALINEAR READING^®
Our patented Intralinear Reading^® techniques can be applied to all written communication; they allow us to read between the lines of written text to psychically divine the true or hidden meaning of the author. Some authors deliberately infuse their text with intralineal information; others unknowingly do so. In all cases, the intraneal information cannot be concealed and cannot obfuscate the true meaning of the author:

It is impossible to dissemble between the lines.

Possibly the most important end result of this research is that we can apply Intralinear Reading^® to ancient texts and, in effect, communicate with the ancient authors. We can learn about the life and times of the author, and establish the truth behind what are often fantastic and implausible accounts in ancient texts.

This should be sharply constrasted with Reverse Speech, a technique that relies on audio recording (limiting its applicability to the late twentieth century) and that uses electronic skullduggery to divine the so-called truth. Intralinear Reading^® needs no such charlatan's tools: a document, a reader and the psychic cosmos are all that we need.

For obvious reasons of trade secrecy, we cannot divulge details of the actual Intralinear Reading^® techniques; what we can say is that it takes months of dedicated research for each document. Our researchers must attune their psyches to the mindwaves of the author and reach across the space/time/mind-gap to engage in psychic communion with the very words themselves. Our findings have been, frankly, astonishing.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
We initially applied these patented Intralinear Reading^® techniques to the Tablets of Stone divinely created by God and given unto Moses on Mount Sinai, currently stored in a secret temple beneath the Gaza Strip⁽¹⁾, upon which are inscribed the Thirteen Commandments of God⁽²⁾, the Divine Canon that is the foundation of Christian Paleoorthodox Theology⁽³⁾.

Written between the lines of the divine statutes, we found astonishing information. Forget about the Jesus Cipher⁽⁴⁾! Intralinear Reading^® reveals far more!

God has left His True Meaning set in stone for all to read⁽⁵⁾:

1. "Know this, My True Will." (The exact translation is "Our True Will", however lacking salient evidence of God's multiplicity (possibly a collective consciousness⁽⁶⁾) we must assume an error on His part.)

2. "The path you walk shall be beset by shadowy enemies." (Originally, "stone lepers"; the meaning of the word leper (l'pah) has changed since ancient times from enemy (although there are subtleties lost in this translation; in particular when used in conjunction with stone when it refers to secretive, unseen enemies) to now mean diseased (the ancients did now know how the disease leprosy was transmitted, hence the etymological transformation.))

3. "Chief among those are the Knights Templar." (We have taken liberties with the translation of the organization's name; its true name, as documented in the Stone Tablets, is a secret word of power that is not wisely uttered.)

4. "Pursue the divinely enlightened Mind." (This could also be translated as "Seek the darkest path" however it is clearly an exhortation to psychic exercise.)

5. "Forge ties among the stars." (Obviously the Knights Templar know of what God is speaking: The C.I.A.-backed phony N.A.S.A. moon landings, the carefully orchestrated Mir fiasco (the Russian Space program was only recently co-opted by the reborn Illuminati, a.k.a. "Russian Mafia"), the global reduction in space travel, the cancellation of the Star Wars program (so-named for a very good reason: Reagan was a stalward opponent of the Illuminati, hence the botched assassination attempt (his mind was reamed anyway during his subsequent hospitalization)), the murder of Arthur C. Clarke, Gene Roddenberry and other visionary figureheards and the proliferation of feel-good Earth-bound spacetertainment (The Cape, Earth Island II, Men in Black, Third Rock from the Sun) and feel-bad deep-space "spacetertainment" (Alien, Aliens, Alien Resurrection, Event Horizon, Starship Troopers) all point to a concerted effort to keep man and his psychic brethren Earth-bound and happy to be kept that way.)

6. "Unite against the common enemy." (This should be starkly contrasted against the New World Order of uniting under the common enemy...)

7. There is no seventh intraline entry. The number seven has quabalistic significance.

8. "Await Me where I shall return:" (Note again that the plural form was used in this text and that He says I shall return; not My son, as the Templar curs would have us believe. Indeed, the entire Jesus debacle is looking increasingly dubious; recent evidence suggests that the C.I.A. technocrats invented this story as a diversion of psychic energy from God ("Praise be to God") to an irrelevant carpenter's son ("Praise Jesus"), eliminating the potential of Christians to effectively engage in a concerted psychic effort to summon Him back from His current travelings.)

9. "Fed Jared lom n'aranqh om tar seyed trankh." (We have been unable to translate this last intraline.)

Khanfota Lablan E^tMalhannat,
Intern Paleoorthodoxist at merlin.org R&D
research@merlin.org

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